The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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