Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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