We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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