Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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