i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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