i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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