real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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