Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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