All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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