jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
vagina is talking i cant
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I need a hoe opinion
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