I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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