turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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