im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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