it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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