Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
