I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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