normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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