Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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