He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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