And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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