Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you win again, gameday.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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