areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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