Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
