Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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