I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
