if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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