she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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