Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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