I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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