i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So many bounce houses so little time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm both gender and math confused
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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