she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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