Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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