exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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