Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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