...so i touched it.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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