the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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