I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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