Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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