I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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