i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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