Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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