Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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