Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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