I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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