either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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