GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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