i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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