what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
