woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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