I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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