This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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