using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Church boner. Awkwardddd
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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