I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This house was built for laser tag.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
