just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We named our party play list daddy issues
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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