I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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